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Apple Versus Windows

Yet another good example of bad scripture interpretation.  Did you know that the Bible seems to favor Mac computers over Windows computers?  This one came by way of a friend in the UK:

Some of her friends on Facebook were giving her a hard time for switching to Mac.  Here was her response:

Jeremiah 9:21 warns us that “death has come through our windows” while Song of Solomon 2:5 says “refresh me with apples, for I am lovesick”.

‘Nuff said! 😛

Some more “fruit” for thought…

“Like an apple tree among the trees of the woods, so is my beloved among the sons.” Song of Solomon 2:3

“A word fitly spoken is like apples of gold in settings of silver.”  Proverbs 25:11
(that almost sounds just like my new computer!)


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